Army movie

>army movie
>recruits getting a buzz-cut scene

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>Police Academy movie
>recruit gets a buzz-cut because he thinks it's the Army

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>army movie
>recruits taking the language test and they keep falling asleep because its just gibberish in headphones

Do they not give the recruits a buzz cut? Or are you saying this is cliche?

>army movie
>people jog and shoot guns
>warfare plays a part

You don't understand, hair are the antennaes that connect you to the aliens.
The buzzcut scene is an occult signaling.

>army movie
>left left left right left

Gia, I do not hate you either. I have been tryong to say recently that you are a very nice girl. I certainly think so and I am appalled at all of my past actions. Please do not leave your friend.

MAHONEEEEEEEEEY

this is the worst

cliche obviously

>actually join the army
>barber's clippers are pieces of shit that yank hard on my hair while this dude manhandles my brain case
>sitting there holding back tears

when will the movies be redpilled on this army autism, those boot camp barbers don't give a FUCK

>army movie
>they are all wearing variations of the same outfit

Gia, I understand if you dislike me top but please get your dad to teach me to drive or help with a job at least. Come on. I want to turn over a new leaf and be kinder.

If only more like Bill Dauterive

>army movie
>Status Quo starts playing

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Name FIVE (5) (V) other movies that do this besides Full Metal Jacket and The Boys in Company C

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I was surprised at how smoothly it went honestly. They were going fast as fuck and there were hundreds of us. Yea they didnt give a shit but i distinctly remember the clippers not pulling my hair at all because i assumed they would.

I was at lost in the woods in 04.

>Civil War movie
>Glory, Glory Hallelujah starts playing

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I DON’T KNOW BUT I BEEN TOLD
> I DON’T KNOW BUT I BEEN TOLD
MIDDLE OF A HOTPOCKET IS MIGHTY COLD
>MIDDLE OF A HOTPOCKET IS MIGHTY COLD
I DON’T KNOW BUT SO THEY SAY
> I DON’T KNOW BUT SO THEY SAY
WE DO IT HAPPILY WITHOUT PAY
> WE DO IT HAPPILY WITHOUT PAY
JANNIES, SOUND OFF
>WE DO IT FOR FREE
>WE DO IT FOR FREE
>WE DO IT FOR FREE
>YOU MAY NOT APPEAL WE’LL SEE YOU IN THREE

Depends on the place for sure, was just funposting. Fort Sill in 2010 gave me the JUST treatment, cut my damn ear even. Many such cases!

i just buzz-cut it myself before going, so did 90% of the people there. why the fuck would you go there with long hair?

In The Army Now
Stripes
GI Jane

There are loads more but this is without thinking

Someone screencap this as an official janny running cadence

>Army movie
>It's actually a movie about the marines

>army movie
>squads running around yelling some odd version of "i dont know what ive been told" that hasnt been heard ever before
i feel like every writer tries to come up with their own version just to be unique, but no one understands what theyre saying to begin with

PROCTOOOR!

Anyone have an electric razor they recommend for buzz cutting their own hair?

just go to walmart and get a wahl.

sneeed

They are all sold out of the decent ones because everyone is currently cutting their own hair.

razor and shaving cream, bud. stay inside for a week and youll have enough stubble to qualify as a buzz cut