France appreciation thread

Thanks for anal porn

yeah ahah, all planned ahah

>expresses his weight in rocks

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To be honest, they're from Belgium.

of course not ! we are surrender monkeys after all that would be strange.

France is a great country and a fren

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but why? you should be willing to fight for your country until death

He was being sarcastic
This but Lebanon instead of Balgika

we are fags we can't fight, what is written in books is fake, also i want to blow you off

but i thought sarcastic means you say a lie? not truth? i know much history and france lost so much

If it wasn't for the Normans I'd be speaking something very close to Dutch.

Yes.

>i know much history and france lost so much
Then you don't know much of history. France is the country that has won the most wars (in Europe at least, I'm not sure about Asia). Though it's mostly because we participated in a huge number of wars.

No they're not
rtbf.be/lapremiere/article/detail_la-frite-belge-ou-francaise?id=10137480

what a relief huh

"battles" instead of "wars" would be more accurate

which one? i know you lost to germany, britain,vietnam , prussia etc

I've heard so may stories from each side that I'm not sure anymore what to believe.
I think it's both for France, in Europe. China has such a long history that I think they probably have a bigger number though since so many of their wars are against themselves it may balance. Anyway it's hard to count wars since it can be sometimes not obvious at all who's the winner. Also when do you start counting french wars, since Clovis ? Since the Gauls ? It can be a bit stretchy.

We even won wars against you guys.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-French_War

>I've heard so may stories from each side that I'm not sure anymore what to believe.
This guy is a Belgian calling bullshit on other Belgians

oh wow i did not know that. but your article say "militarily it was a stalemate" so....

It's Europe you know and France is probably the country that had the most battles and wars so we have wins and loses against nearly every country in Europe. Specially with Napoleon who attacked all Europe at once. For Britain, in case you don't know there's a reason the motto in their coat of arms is written in French, they got conquered by France and spoke French for some time. They also lost the 100 year war. We lost to Germany in the last war against them but we won the two wars before that.

that is crazy. i didn't know europe was so violent before

>won the two wars before that
France lost the Franco-Prussian war though

Cute french boys.....

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uniting the 3 kingdoms was violent too

We should start calling Chinese people surrender monkeys for surrendering to the Mongols and Manchus

After this victory we colonized south east Asia and you did not want that at the beginning. So.......... ?

not really. in china, war was only in few small areas with low people. Usually we try to be civilized and peaceful,making a deal to avoid battle

I haven't done the math but the French Kingdom was very good at "winning" wars aka negociating peace when they were in position of force that it wouldn't suprise me.
And France won wars against Germany, britain, vietnam, prussia. Its biggest succes in history was keepin Germans divided in the Holy Roman Empire with diplomacy

but i've read that kingdom manga it was violent, stop lying

Ah yes my mistake, it was the one before that.
China's extremely violent too but mostly against themselves. But yes Europe has a huge number of wars, since always. And France particularly, when you look at old stereotypes of countries you see that they all joke about the French being warmongers. Even before France was a thing, the Gauls tribes were fighting each other a lot and their neighbors too like when Brenos took Roma.

but we did not really surrender, do you know Great wall of china? maybe you don't but we built a huge wall to defend and fought to death against mongol and manchu. We are not like french

but the battle itself you did not win, it said stalemate. nice try however

Look at that number of death and it's in wars against yourselves.

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>but the battle itself you did not win, it said stalemate. nice try however
Both sides won that war and got something out of it.

>we didn't surrender but were conquered by europeans and japan at different period of time
ok lol

Why did you surrender in the opium wars then? You should have thought to death in the boxer rebellion too

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those were japanese made, can you trust it?
you can't really trust number of deaths in battles thats thousand years ago. how can you even count it?
no you did not win. don't twist it like that
we were not conquered or surrender, only a few cities was lost for a temporary time

And do you know the origin of the surrender monkey meme ? It's because France didn't want to participate in the invasion of Iraq so the Americans got butthurt.
Chinese history is huge and they still exist and are independent, they mostly won.

In the real world

> The Treaty of Tientsin, signed on 9 June 1885, officially ended the Sino-French War. The unequal treaty, in ten articles, restated in greater detail the main provisions of the Tientsin Accord, signed between France and China on 11 May 1884. As Article 2 required China to recognise the French protectorate over Annam and Tonkin established by the Treaty of Hue in June 1884, implicitly abandoning her own claims to suzerainty over Vietnam, the treaty formalised France's diplomatic victory in the Sino-French War.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tientsin_(1885)

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cope lol, surrender rice monkey

I know, I'm just applying his reasonning to China : picking a bad time in the history of a long existing country and making a generalization out of that

Colonizing a volcanic island was not a good idea, France-san.

still, you did not win the actual battle.
cope what? france were entirely conquered in world war 2 and dominated. china was never entirely conquered

>n-n-not entirely reeeeeee
cope moaaaar

>you can't really trust number of deaths in battles thats thousand years ago. how can you even count it?
Because you guys always had a great administration and kept good records.
>those were japanese made, can you trust it?
Clearly not but we can trust the good books written by the Chinese. You should read them, they're great.
>we were not conquered or surrender, only a few cities was lost for a temporary time
Actually you got conquered a few times, by the Mongols, with Genghis Khan who then installed himself and his empire in China this gave the Yuan dynasty, you also got conquered by the Mandchus which gave the Qing dynasty. I'm not a specialist of chinese history but these two are famous, if you're really Chinese, I'm starting to doubt it, you should know that better than me. What do they even teach you in school. chinese history is extremelly interesting, you should learn more about it.

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Pourquoi vous répondez à l'appat chinois, il est évident que c'est un petit malin sous proxy.

>entirely conquered
Wrong, only half of the country got occupied, "France" got conquered two times in it's history. The first time by the Roman Empire but France didn't exist at the time and the second time by the Franks but it's this invasion that birthed France so France never really was conquered.

c'est le perfide albion je le sens d'ici à son haleine putride.

My brothers...

don't forget vichy france :)
no they became chinese

Alors faut m'expliquer, comment il fait pour avoir un proxy qui sort de Chine et qui peut se connect a Yas Forums sans se prendre la grande muraille?

>no they became chinese
Then why were the Chinese forced to wear the Mandchu hairstyle ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(hairstyle)

t'en fais pas ça se monnaye, c'est comme tout.

Yas Forums n'est pas interdit en Chine, c'est google et donc le recapchta. Il suffit juste d'un pass.

>Yas Forums n'est pas interdit en Chine
Curieux ca.