/brit/

within the first day

phwoar big fan of seaside marks new norf fc style de lads

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Fuck you dumb cunt

2 or 3 days

>The courier has picked up your parcel

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youtube.com/watch?v=20GS1UCBD20
Not a fan me, he's calling corona a hoax, telling me to listen to David Icke lmao

Based

PEAK
PHYSICAL
FORM

>out for delivery
>doesn't come for 3 days

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mark's a wind-up merchant, down a spekkle hen and settle down
remember that phase he went through dressing up like an arab and calling himself muslim

Paralyzed by toil

god i hate you anglo for nigrefing the world

kek he genuinely changed his name by deed poll to marry an egyptian bird 20 years ago, he technically still has that arab name he just doesnt use it (he got a letter once and showed it with his arab name on it)

cooking update
youtube.com/watch?v=_X0hs6ixjLc

yeah let's all pretend your imaginary e-celeb friend is a thing and advertise his youtube channel for clicks, that's definitely worth posting

Whats the diagnosis, doc?

>nigrefing
hmm

bunch of bullshit, someone would've got a screenshot

Bad AIDS

no carbs for me my led bacon butties coming on strong waheyy

any posting on page 10 threads so if the janny gets back from his anime he'll have no grounds for deleting this thread man in?

coom

"boating accident" what?

>Door bell rings
>Get to door
>"Sorry, we missed you. We'll try again tomorrow"

OI MATE
FARKIN 'ATE FRENCH AND GERMUNZ DUNNOI, FARKIN 'ATE 'EM
LUV ALE AN' LUV FISH AN CHIPS BUT FARKIN 'ATE THE EE YOO INNIT

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You killed some kid or something, right?

She wants a man who eats somerset back bacon

schizo losing it

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nah ive got better things to do

than deleting this thread? i know the janny is one of you bloody frogs
however if you are the janny then thank you for showing mercy this time

This is peak performance.

all rise for the canzuck national anthem

watching seaside mark is like a look into what schiz life will be like in 10 years

*waltzes in*

right then you nonces, whats going on here?

its true kek

Posted an on topic post in a thread under 300 posts which has previously been labelled N+1 by a man much more intelligent than I

as in only like 2 people actually do it but we'll still have to hear about it every day?

how do you add a letter and a number?

Is no fap a meme?

based

get rid of Scotland and then yes

NEW

take the metro and train everyday, multiple times a day. if i don't end up with the bloody virus ill be very lucky

You know it's happened before you make it to the door too.

Does anyone have that Facebook screenshot of this extremely passive aggressive guy who posted a picture of himself with his family and went off on this rant about how he is so much more grown up and responsible than everyone else for settling down?

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cringe

how long will it last lads?

God the world in the palm of my fuckin, hands...man. Thats some crazy SHIT.
Colonel Kurtz.

expectancy is about 80 years so a good 50-60 more to go from here

sounds like he touched a nerve

did you prefer the book or the film?

Well, a lot more people have to die before we're well and truly finished. That transcends any internet platform.

the singular seaside mark poster

threads don't last 80 years lad

Oi sktz
Sup, babe

Cocksucker...

business idea: one permanently stickied /brit/ thread

would eventually take too much time to load